Carrigstown Agenda

The Carrigstown Agenda is an all-encompassing movement formed by the local community in Carrigstown that attempts to shape the views and ideals of its inhabitants.

Conspiracy
The conspiracy theory was initially proposed by Oisin Brennan after he observed minority groups climbing the social hierarchy in Carrigstown, despite being remarkably boring individuals.

John Deegan's Statement
In December 2019, under increasing pressure from the Brennan family and the Irish media, detective John Deegan released the following statement admitting that there was indeed some truth to the rumoured theory.

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 * text=It has come to light that some local people are concerned about a possible movement and a shift in the belief system of our wonderful community. I want to assure everyone that we have the best interests of Carrigstown at heart in everything we do. We as a community intend to advance our beliefs and challenge traditional ways of thinking. We are now a remarkably progressive town and one day we believe Carrigstown will be considered one of the most forward-thinking towns in the modern world.
 * author=John Deegan