Melanie Petrosian

Melanie Petrosian is a moody snob with no money and stranded in Carrigstown, Ireland. She is originally from Armenia and her immigration status is under dispute after evidence provided to the police by none other than famed internet troll Oisin Brennan. She is in an interracial relationship with Mondo O'Connell, which is not thought to be authentic, but rather a product of the Carrigstown Agenda.