Triple Masking

The phenomenon of Triple Masking was first observed within Carrigstown in November 2020. Several prominent Carrigstown figures smugly revealed three layers of face masks during the winter resurgence of the COVID-19 virus. While Bob Charles publicly claimed to have started the Triple Mask movement, it was later reported that Damien Halpin had been Triple Masking since March 2020, and had even been recorded regularly Single Masking in previous winter flu seasons.

Disputed Origins
Damien Halpin publicly claimed that he had been Triple Masking since March 2020. The origins of Triple Masking was disputed as Bob Charles noted that he had written it down as a possible measure in his Carrigstown: Staying Safe, Staying Well Apart manual. Despite this manual being distributed in November 2020, Charles claimed he had begun working on it as far back as February 2020.

Tommy Dillon later claimed that he had pioneered the Triple Masking technique in the 1990s to avoid impregnating women. He noted that triple protection was the only way he could prevent his incredibly fertile semen from impregnating his many sexual partners. He even noted that throughout lockdown, due to his excessive exercising routine, his testosterone had reached all-time highs; forcing Dillon to resort to Quadruple Condoms to keep his semen at bay. Despite this being widely accepted as the truth — It was nonetheless disputed by Bob Charles as being a somewhat invalid and entirely irrelevant variant of the Triple Masking fad.