Melanie Petrosian

Melanie Petrosian is a moody snob with no money that has found herself stranded in Carrigstown, Ireland. She is originally from Armenia although her immigration status is under dispute after evidence provided to the police by none other than famed internet troll Oisin Brennan. Oisín maintains that there is no evidence that she is non-Irish, believing her to have been born and bred in Laois. He claims that her Armenian heritage was completely fabricated by Bob Charles.

She is in an interracial relationship with Mondo O'Connell, which is not thought to be authentic, but rather a product of the Carrigstown Agenda. She can often be seen running around the streets of Carrigstown, with a coffee cup in one hand and Paul Brennan's child in another, as she attempts to multi-task three full-time jobs.

Covid 19
Melanie was the subject of racial stereotyping and abuse during the COVID-19 pandemic during which unemployment rates skyrocketed. She was partially blamed for this, seeing as she was currently holding down 7 jobs within the community.