Cristiano San Martin

Cristiano San Martin is a business owner in Carrigstown, Ireland. He owns a failing café and is in extreme debt to the banks. He illegally immigrated from Chile and arrived in Carrigstown in 2016.

Since then he has engaged in several scandals within the Carrigstown Community with entirely no purpose leading many to question whether his introduction (whereby he received free accommodation from the Carrigstown community) was merely an attempt to acquire support of the LGBT community - a move completely in line with the Carrigstown Agenda.

Petitions to have him extradited to Chile are under way and supported by Decco Bishop and Cathal Spillane.

He notably feuded with fellow homophile Will Casey after their sexual endeavors left Cristiano hospitalized. Cristiano, being a submissive gay continued in character repeatedly saying "Will you're scaring me" in his usual vulnerable, yet oddly annoying tone. This later resulted in Will being arrested and upon his release they engaged in some of the most graphic sexual acts to ever occur in Carrigstown which left Cristiano walking like a duck for several subsequent months.

The Disappearance of Cristiano San Martin
At some point during the Carrigstown Lockdown, Cristiano went missing. He rarely engaged with the rest of the Carrigstown community, so his disappearance went mostly unnoticed until it was exposed by The Proud Boys of Carrigstown in their YouTube series Carrigstown: Exposed. In the webisode, Oisin Brennan claims Bob Charles is responsible for the disappearance as he no longer saw Cristiano as a useful pawn to further his Carrigstown Agenda in relation to immigration. Although Bob Charles admitted that Cristiano had become somewhat of a liability, he completely denied the accusations, highlighting "he was still good for the stats". Detective Steve Yates believes Will Casey may be responsible and put Sergeant John Deegan in charge of the case. John concluded that Cristiano had travelled home to Chile after Will accused him of homosexual stereotyping for interviewing him about his relationship with Cristiano.