Damien Halpin

Damien Halpin is a pintwoman from Carrigstown, Ireland. She was notably both physically and sexually abused by her former wife Suzanne Halpin.

Damien, originally a chubbie fan's favourite and jack-the-lad, was embarrassingly effeminated by former girlfriend Susan. Damien now elects to use she/her pronouns.

She has one sister, Laura Halpin who uses both he and she pronouns. Damien regularly fights with Ray O'Connell who refuses to use her preferred pronouns. Cathal Spillane and Oisin Brennan once uploaded pictures of Damien wearing a dress on 4chan where she received a lot of physical abuse resulting in self harm. Both of them received cautions from Bob Charles under the Carrigstown Agenda.

Due to Damien's value to the Carrigstown Agenda, and her status as a lesbian, she was tasked with impregnating Ama Chisenga, a Zambian immigrant, for diversity reasons. Unfortunately, and to the detriment of Bob Charles' reputation, it was later discovered that Damien had been undergoing hormone treatment which greatly affected her fertility and vocal chords. Due to these unforeseen circumstances, Ama did not become pregnant, and as such she had failed to cement her status within Carrigstown and was deported back to Zambia where it is later thought she was murdered by the Zambian Rebel Militia.