Bela Doyle

Bela Doyle is a pensioner born and bred in Carrigstown, Ireland.

In his prime Bela was competitive in the local fertility ranks, believed to have fathered dozens of secret children.

As he has grown older, however, Bela has struggled to maintain any relevance in the community and his legacy is stained by the likes of Paul Brennan and Tommy Dillon. He is disliked by the older generation for his past discrepancies and the younger generation sees him as just a feeble old man. Ultimately Bela is outdated and pointless; an easy target for the Carrigstown Agenda to clean up.

Marriage Controversy
In March 2020, Bela and Cass Cassidy revealed plans to marry each other, with Bela emphasizing that the nature of the relationship was purely for tax benefits. It was later revealed that the Carrigstown Agenda had given the pair a highly significant grant thought to be in the region of 20,000 EUR to go along with the farce. This was an attempt to drag Bela into the 21st century and gain LGBT support within the older Carrigstown demograph.

Phone Scam
Bela fell victim to an Indian phone scam in 2023, where he lost over €12,000 to a woman who claimed to be from the IRS. When it was pointed out to him by Lee Collins that the IRS doesn't exist in Ireland, Bela is said to have responded saying ahh would you ever stop going on about it.