Damien Halpin

Damien Halpin (they/them) is an effeminate deadbeat from Carrigstown, Ireland. They were notably both physically and sexually abused by their former girlfriend. They are currently married to Mairead Casey. They have one sister, Laura Halpin.

Damien does odd jobs for Pete Ferguson, who maintains that Damien's gender identity has absolutely nothing to do with his utter lack of respect for him. When he's not painting a few walls for Pete, Damien can often be seen whining to Dolores Molloy about literally anything. He was famously banned from McCoy's Pub by Carol Foley for using the women's toilet; Carol supposedly catching him in there and shouting "get out me fecking jacks before I knock da bleedin' head off ya".

A Humble Ally
Damien runs a blog named A Humble Ally, where he posts about being an ally to marginalized groups. According to their website's About Me page, Damien is an individual seeking to find himself in a complex world. They note that friends and allyship are the most important things in their life. In a review of their blog, Oisin Brennan described Damien as a professional virtue signaler.

COVID-19
It was well noted that Damien was seen by absolutely nobody throughout the entire COVID-19 pandemic as he cocooned and lived a digital life; having Dean Dowling deliver groceries to his door in the morning which Damien would collect exactly 12 hours later. In this time, Damien completed 17 Udemy courses on creative writing.