Renee Phelan

Renee Phelan is a prominent member of the Carrigstown community. She is the mother of, and primary caretaker to, local brain-damaged dunce Heather Phelan. She is married to Bob Charles and together they actively work on the Carrigstown Agenda. An attempt was made on her life in 2017 following the leaks of some documents pertaining to this agenda by internet hackers, supposedly under the control of master internet troll Oisin Brennan. She survived when the bullet narrowly missed her head, striking moody lesbian Sash Bishop in the arm, who also survived with minor injuries. The assassin's identity and motive still remains unclear, though The Proud Boys of Carrigstown have publicly denounced the act.