Dearbhla Dillon

Dearbhla Dillon is a slut from Carrigstown, Ireland. Like many of Tommy Dillon's children, she struggles with an identity crisis. She has a lot of unknown siblings as her father was a massive stud breeder, who possessed incredibly fertile sperm, which was regularly used by couples seeking children in Carrigstown.

Dearbhla was the subject of several controversial Whatsapp messages that circulated in early 2020. In these messages, Dearbhla unashamedly engages in a lewd act with racially ambiguous child Alex Petrosian. Despite the highly illegal nature of the relationship, Dearbhla was given a pardon by local law enforcement, who acted in accordance with the Carrigstown Agenda to keep as many independent women on the Carrigstown streets as possible.

Dearbhla's Thoughts
Dearbhla ran a podcast series on Tiktok where she interviewed a number of well-known figures including Cass Cassidy and Oisin Brennan. She ended the podcast after interviewing convicted serial killer and rapist Ciaran Holloway after he described his crimes in detail and Dearbhla has been crying herself to sleep ever since.