Tommy Dillon

Tommy Dillon is a prominent member of the Carrigstown community. He was involved in The Orla and Wayne Surrogate Fiasco 2019 scandal.

Tommy infamously holds the record for having had over 30 affairs during his tenure in Carrigstown. For an informative article detailing some of these affairs, see The Tommy Dillon Club. The record was previously held by Paul Brennan, with a total believed to be almost 25. Due to this reputation, Tommy has been earmarked as a champion sperm donor; donating his sperm to several families within Carrigstown. He even notably donated his sperm to impregnate a "surrogate from America" to help Wayne Molloy and his wife Orla Kirwan. He later found out this sperm was used to impregnate Sash Bishop, a moody lesbian. Tommy is actively seeking custody.

Tommy represented Kilkenny in Hurling, where he played at a senior level. Ultimately, his fate as a champion sperm donor outweighed any hurling championship opportunities.

Tommy is full of scandal and not just because of his high number of affairs. After being thrown out of home by his ex wife Judith Ferguson, Tommy broke into troubled mother-of-one Jane Black's home and lived in her attic where he set up webcams to spy on women. When this was discovered Tommy quickly became the most hated man in Carrigstown. However Tommy quickly got back to doing what he does best and sex-washed his name through multiple affairs by the end of the year. Most impressively he capped off the year by bedding Jane Black - the woman who's home he had broken into.

Family
Tommy has hundreds of children who regularly reunite with him. It was estimated in Bob Charles' memoir: 100 Years of Carrigstown that there were over a thousand Dillon children. Charles noted that he once saw a number of young men sharply resembling Tommy while he was travelling through a small village outside Yerevan, Armenia.

Among his children are local drug dealer Zak Dillon and town slut Dearbhla Dillon.