Cass Cassidy

Cass Cassidy, born 18 June 1943, is a community activist in Carrigstown, Ireland. He has worked on several projects in the town as well as volunteering his time to ensure the smooth running of community affairs.

He is described by town members as a charming old man although immigrant prostitute Ama Chisenga once described Cass as "a dirty old man". Cass was unfortunately caught up in a scandal in June 2019 when he was subjected to a string of metoo allegations, later revealed to have been planted by Bob Charles in accordance with the Carrigstown Agenda to remove dead weight from the local community.

Cass is an acquaintance of Prince Andrew, receiving an invite to the royal wedding in 1986. In 2020 Cass purchased a 200ml bottle of hand sanitizer from billionaire property tycoon Paul Brennan for somewhere in the region of 70 EUR during the Carrigstown coronavirus outbreak.

Cass once claimed to have drank 20 pints in a single day at McCoy's Pub. Upon hearing this, pub owner Carol Foley pulled up CCTV footage to verify the claim and recorded Cass consuming a total of 3 pints of Guinness, a pint of Carlsberg and 3 bags of KP Salted Peanuts.