Alex Petrosian

Alex Petrosian is a leaving certificate student currently failing all of his exams in Carrigstown, Ireland. He works in Brewers, a café belonging to the submissive homophile Cristiano San Martin. Alex spends most of his time bickering about his exams and taking additional responsibilities in Brewers which he is in no way capable of performing. Despite his inadequacies for the job, Alex is paid at least double every other employee, courtesy of a minority payment plan made available to him as a result of the Carrigstown Agenda.

Alex once noted that he aspired to be like Tommy Dillon one day.