Cristiano San Martin

Cristiano San Martin is a business owner in Carrigstown, Ireland. He owns a failing café and is in extreme debt to the banks. He illegally immigrated from Chile and arrived in Carrigstown in 2016.

Since then he has engaged in several scandals within the Carrigstown Community with entirely no purpose leading many to question whether his introduction (whereby he received free accommodation from the Carrigstown community) was merely an attempt to acquire support of the LGBT community - a move completely in line with the Carrigstown Agenda.

Petitions to have him extradited to Chile are under way and supported by Decco Bishop and Cathal Spillane.

He notably feuded with fellow homophile Will Casey after their sexual endeavors left Cristiano hospitalized. Cristiano, being a submissive gay continued in character repeatedly saying "Will you're scaring me" in his usual vulnerable, yet oddly annoying tone. This later resulted in Will being arrested and upon his release they engaged in some of the most graphic sexual acts to ever occur in Carrigstown which left Cristiano walking like a duck for several subsequent months.