Ama Chisenga

Ama Chisenga is an illegal immigrant living in Carrigstown, Ireland. Her immigration status was the centrepoint of a scandal within the community, whereby she was blackmailed for sex by several local pintmen who found out about her immigration status. Damien Halpin, showing his true beta male form, defended her from this blackmail. Interestingly, he offered to marry her and cement her citizenship within the country. Despite his intentions being no better than the local pintmen, Ama accepted Damien's proposal and on 1st January 2017 they moved in together.

Reflecting on the fate of Ama, Bob Charles, in his 42 page manifesto entitled The Carrigstown Vision, suggested that her arrival in Carrigstown represented the "single greatest diversity opportunity Carrigstown had ever seen". He conveyed regret in how her situation was handled, concluding that he and other members of the local committee "had jumped the gun" in their eagerness to integrate her into the community. Several attempts were made to impregnate Ama through various schemes and ploys. Ultimately, The Damien Halpin Nice Guy Experiment proved the most successful of these. It emerged during the experiment that Damien was, however, extremely unfertile, which was a major drawback for the scheme. Many questioned the leadership and vision of Charles after this fact became public knowledge, with several prominent figures furious that Tommy Dillon was not put forward for the task.

On 3rd September 2019 her request for secure asylum within Ireland was rejected. She was deported back to Zambia and her whereabouts are currently unknown. It is thought that she may have been murdered by Zambian rebels who had previously made threats against her life and forced her to seek refuge in Ireland. Others believe that she may still be residing in Ireland and working as a prostitute for gangland enforcer Cathal Spillane.