Alex Petrosian

Petrosian is a leaving certificate student currently failing all of his exams in Carrigstown, Ireland. He works in Brewzers, a café belonging to the submissive homophile Cristiano San Martin. Alex spends most of his time bickering about his exams and taking additional responsibilities in Brewzers which he is in no way capable of performing. Despite his inadequacies for the job, Alex is paid at least double every other employee, courtesy of a minority payment plan made available to him as a result of the Carrigstown Agenda.

In early 2020, several Whatsapp messages were circulated purporting to show Alex engaged in a lewd sex act with local mature student Dearbhla Dillon. The Sun was due to release a damning account of the pairs illegal encounter until an intervention from Bob Charles, acting on behalf of the Carrigstown Agenda, saw the entire case quashed by law enforcement and an injunction imposed from any further reporting of the story.

Alex once noted that he aspired to be like Tommy Dillon one day.