Lee Collins

Lee Collins is a deadbeet app developer living in Carrigstown, Ireland. He has been likened to a young Cass Cassidy.

Along with several others in Carrigstown, Lee is heavily engaged in scheming. He will often be working on menial side hustles to earn 20-50 EUR here and there, while proclaiming himself as an entrepreneur, a claim unsurprisingly believed by the more dull members of the community.

There was a false perception in the community that Lee would soon be raising funding to build a rather complex Android app which would one day change the world and make him a billionaire. However it came to light in March 2020 that this was ultimately a rumour being perpetuated by Lee himself. It was simply an elaborate exercise in narcissism. Several members of the local community reported that Lee was actually learning to write a trivial Hello World app in the evenings, while drawing dole on a weekly basis.