Jackie Ferguson
Jackie Ferguson is another strong and empowered woman from Carrigstown, Ireland. She is the mother of Doug Ferguson who lives to disappoint her. She birthed Doug by the pulsating phallus of Pete Ferguson a local handy man. She also married Hughie Phelan, a man who cycles between alcoholism and sobriety like it's a game of ping pong. At her peak, Jackie was substituted in place of Russian prostitute Lana Borodin in order to service local cab driver Leo Dowling.
For someone who claims she is perfectly happy without men, Jackie can't remain single for long and usually shacks up with the first local to show any form of interest in her life. It is thought that she may have become a member of The Tommy Dillon Club but this is denied by both herself and Tommy Dillon.
Hobbies and Interests[edit | edit source]
Jackie loves gymnastics and competed in competitions up to an U12 level. She enjoys long walks with her dog and always has a Chai Latte in hand.