Leo Dowling
Leo Dowling ![]() Leo drunkenly paying his wife, Lana Borodin's pimp, for her time.
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Leo Dowling is a taxi driver from Carrigstown, Ireland. He plays the guitar and likes eating pasta, according to his Tinder profile. His son is Dean Dowling, a UFC fighter.
Early Years[edit | edit source]
Provisional Irish Republican Army[edit | edit source]
Leo was heavily involved in the Provisional Irish Republican Army (pIRA) in the early 1970s. He was sentenced to the H-Block for 14 years in 1979 and described the conditions in an interview as poor. During his time there a hunger strike was commenced by the prisoners. Leo described this event as being for the dignity of man and that it seemed as if no one gave a damn. He has a tattoo of Bobby Sands on his left arm. He denounces any affiliation with this group and states the Good Friday Agreement as proof of his innocence.
Political Career[edit | edit source]
He joined Sinn Féin in 2001 and left in 2006 to join Republican Sinn Féin. In 2017 he left politics and purchased a holiday home in Thailand. He returned to Carrigstown with no money and stiff joints in March 2019 and is now working as a taxi driver again.
Gay Son[edit | edit source]
Leo has a gay DJ son named Troy Dowling.
Scandal[edit | edit source]
Leo never been short of scandal. A main punter in Cathal Spillane's many brothels Leo was the first person in Carrigstown to have sex with immigrant prostitute Ama Chisenga and unlike majority of people in Carrigstown, Leo has no problem admitting to it. Leo has a long history of prostitutes and he married a Russian prostitute named Lana Borodin in 2004. According to Oisin Brennan, Leo was scoring 3.5 standard deviations on the Dillon Scale. If true, this would be the highest score ever recorded on the scale. Lana at the time needed the marriage to become a legal citizen while Leo saw it as a money saving opportunity. Due to Leo's long history with brazzers - his application to be on the committee for the Carrigstown Agenda was swiftly rejected by Bob Charles.