Sash Bishop
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Sash Bishop  Sash Bishop in her usual moody lesbian pose.
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Sash Bishop is a moody lesbian who has sex with men. She is a sister of Decco Bishop and Xavier Bishop and was born in Carrigstown, Ireland.
Ironically, while Sash is one of few woman in Carrigstown not in The Tommy Dillon Club, in a twist owing to perhaps the most confusing series of events of all time, Sash is the natural mother of Tommy Dillon's child. See The Orla and Wayne Surrogate Fiasco 2019.
Upon giving birth, Sash has been approached by social services. Orla Kirwan has been offering a free babysitting service to Sash; a cover to hide her innate urge to raise her child. Orla and her husband, weak and feeble Wayne, have generated an emotional attachment to Sash's baby. This only contributes to their list of problems, as their son Junior Molloy is suffering with a vague heart condition. Sash has blocked Orla on social media because of this and only allows her to visit while Decco is looking after the child. Ultimately, Sash is being overprotective but the Carrigstown community expects nothing more from a moody lesbian.
Early Life[edit | edit source]
Sash was raised in foster care, which explains her necessity to grab onto benefits like a lifeline. She remains unemployed, having never worked a day in her life, and can often be seen at the Carrigstown post office collecting her dole. She also avails of the Carrigstown community's Communal Minority Support Scheme, due to her supposed membership of the LGBTQ community. Sash resided in a council house belonging to a dead woman for many years, until the council became aware and evicted her. Sash has since emigrated abroad and is appealing the eviction in court but this is to be expected from a moody lesbian.