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4 January 2026
- 21:0521:05, 4 January 2026 Ali Foley (hist | edit) [378 bytes] Moderator (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Ali is a diluted down version of Carol Foley and the partner of deceased crime superstar Lorcan Foley who executed top mob boss Billy Meehan in 2001. Ali suffers with PTSD since she was thrusted into the world of the Foley's all those years ago. She is a bag of nerves but has had enough Foley aura rub off on her over the years that she still carries some presence.") Tag: Visual edit
- 20:4920:49, 4 January 2026 JJ Nash (hist | edit) [416 bytes] Moderator (talk | contribs) (Created page with "JJ Nash is the current boyfriend of <nowiki>Carol Foley</nowiki> and is far too old to still be referred to as JJ, though he insists. JJ is linked to a number of armed robberies - exactly the type of vaguely dodgy past which attracts Carol to him. It is thought that JJ had several mutual friends with mythical crime legend <nowiki>Billy Meehan</nowiki> but JJ likely embellishes these ties to impress Carol.") Tag: Visual edit
2 January 2026
- 21:3621:36, 2 January 2026 Denzo Bishop (hist | edit) [336 bytes] Moderator (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Denzo Bishop is the youngest and least hygienic member of the Bishop Clan. He previously botched a hit on Paul Brennan and has been hiding, presumably in Spain, ever since. thumb|''Come at the king you best not miss:'' Denzo attempts to kill self-made Billionaire and working class icon [[Paul Brennan.]]") Tag: Visual edit
- 20:5420:54, 2 January 2026 Spar Money Scandal (hist | edit) [2,770 bytes] Moderator (talk | contribs) (Created page with "thumb|A proud [[Christy Phelan unaware that the opening of his shop was furthering the Carrigstown Agenda.]] The Spar Money Scandal came to light in 2011 after it was revealed that more than 40% of the town were directly or indirectly taking payouts from supermarket giant [https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spar Spar] to align their views with the Carrigstown Agenda. The Celtic Tiger had led to a Scheming boom which ultimately wreaked...") Tag: Visual edit
- 20:2620:26, 2 January 2026 Tracey McGuigan (hist | edit) [322 bytes] Moderator (talk | contribs) (Created page with "thumb|As a former prostitute and an ex of Billy Meehan, Tracey turned out to be a ''difficult'' partner for the local beta males that followed. Tracey McGuigan was a former prostitute and best friend of Carol Foley who was brutalized by Carol's legendary crime mob boss husband Billy Meehan.") Tag: Visual edit
- 20:2020:20, 2 January 2026 Lorcan Foley (hist | edit) [551 bytes] Moderator (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Lorcan is the son of local hardwoman Carol Foley. He is heavily linked to organized crime though he has never been convicted of any crime. He is alleged to have been responsible for a number of hits in the early 2000s, most notably the murder of the Carrigstown's crime godfather Billy Meehan. Lorcan, taking an opposite approach to his crime magnet mother, has consciously distanced himself from dodgy dealings in recent years, attempting to legitimize himself in th...") Tag: Visual edit
24 December 2025
- 19:0519:05, 24 December 2025 Bela Doyle School of Yoga (hist | edit) [739 bytes] Moderator (talk | contribs) (Created page with "The ''Bela Doyle School of Yoga'' is a series of yoga maneuvers acquired by Carrigstown resident Bela Doyle during his travels of India. Upon Bela's return to Carrigstown he applied these yoga positions during sexual intercourse in the town which re-shaped the way Carrigstown residents engage in sex. ==Catalogue== The catalogue includes, but is not limited to the following positions. * The upside-down dog: Where one partner takes the down-dog yoga position and is s...") Tag: Visual edit: Switched
- 18:5818:58, 24 December 2025 A Cass Cassidy Christmas (hist | edit) [1,784 bytes] Moderator (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Christmas is the most important day in the Carrigstown calendar, with locals typically downing tools and schemes for a number of hours to enjoy a festive meal with their loved ones. Owing to the large amount of year round scheming that goes on, it is often the case that there is a degree of shuffling from year to year in terms of the attendance at these feasts. Most locals will aim to spend the day with their immediate family. Often one or two extended members of the fam...") Tag: Visual edit
- 17:3917:39, 24 December 2025 The Station (hist | edit) [2,855 bytes] Moderator (talk | contribs) (Created page with "The Station is a meet-cute bar and ''concept'' that opened in Carrigstown in 2007. The facility initially served as an antithesis of pintman culture with the original idea and proposal put forward by Bob Charles who was pulling all the ideological strings at the time. The Station as a concept intended to leave the wreckless pinting and misogyny in the past and to usher in a more tasteful style of alcoholic dining to better align with mainland European customs. While this...") Tag: Visual edit
- 16:5916:59, 24 December 2025 Mike Gleeson (hist | edit) [141 bytes] Moderator (talk | contribs) (Created page with "''Mike Gleeson'' is the ex-husband of Yvonne Doyle.")
- 16:5916:59, 24 December 2025 Yvonne Doyle (hist | edit) [2,787 bytes] Moderator (talk | contribs) (Created page with "''Yvonne Doyle'' is a power hungry and selfish spinster from Carrigstown, Ireland. She is the daugher of former Carrigstown stud Bela Doyle. ==The London Years== After successfully finishing her Business Studies degree in Trinity College, Yvonne emigrated to London where she worked in a post office for a number of years. During this time Yvonne acquired a taste for espresso martinis which followed her into adulthood. ==Love Interests== After agreeing to marry Mik...")
- 16:4816:48, 24 December 2025 James Rafferty (hist | edit) [1,582 bytes] Moderator (talk | contribs) (Created page with "James Rafferty is a talented property developer that enjoys a housing crisis. A promising young schemer when he burst onto the scene in 2021, James quickly ascended the Carrigstown business hierarchy, striking deals with none other than resident billionaire Paul Brennan. James made a tragic error of judgement in forming a relationship with townwhore and general wagon Hayley Collins who was for a brief time tolerable if she didn't speak. A divorce and an alimony la...") Tag: Visual edit
- 15:5615:56, 24 December 2025 Vino's (hist | edit) [486 bytes] Moderator (talk | contribs) (Created page with "'''Vino's''' was originally opened as a family-run Italian café but was purchased by Paul Brennan in 2013 for an undisclosed fee (thought to be in the region of €1.3m). Paul runs the café like a sweatshop. The café was transformed into a tapas bar during the pandemic and has become famed locally for its high quality illegal imports of wine.")
23 December 2025
- 11:3711:37, 23 December 2025 Zak's Game (hist | edit) [2,500 bytes] Moderator (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Zac's Game was a high-stakes poker game hosted in McCoy's Pub in November 2025. Zak Dillon organized the game, hoping himself to win enough funds to buy out Dolores Molloy's share of the pub. == Format == The game was 6-handed Sit'N'Go playing under the Texas Hold'em ruleset and the buy-in amount was 30,000 EUR + a 2000 EUR registration fee. All hands were streamed on a 1 hour delay to Oisin Brennan's Youtube channel. The winner of the game would also quali...") Tag: Visual edit originally created as "Zac's Game"
- 10:2010:20, 23 December 2025 Carrigstown's Post Woke Moment (hist | edit) [1,742 bytes] Moderator (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Carrigstown's Post Woke Moment was a key number of months in mid-to-late 2025 when a seismic shift in the local Overton Window occurred, largely brought about by local black man Victor Mullen doing a number of unpleasant things in the town. Against the backdrop of a Donald Trump re-election in 2024 and an increasing political correctness fatigue which was particularly poignant in Carrigstown, the regular punters had become somewhat reinvigorated by a feeling that com...") Tag: Visual edit
22 December 2025
- 22:5122:51, 22 December 2025 The Shelter (hist | edit) [2,040 bytes] Moderator (talk | contribs) (Created page with "The Shelter is a longstanding meeting point in Carrigstown and has served as a hotbed for various radical ideologies through the years. ==Founding== The Shelter was founded in 1996 as a key community hub for residents facing hardship. It genuinely served a purpose for a number of years, combatting homelessness in Carrigstown before it was hijacked at the turn of millenium by Bob Charles who began running first covert propaganda operations on the people of Carrigsto...") Tag: Visual edit
- 21:5921:59, 22 December 2025 Turlough Norris (hist | edit) [1,567 bytes] Moderator (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Turlough Norris was the son of presidential candidate David Norris. He grew up in Sierra Leone where he spent his childhood. Tragically Turlough lost the use of his legs during a private and undisclosed event on an island off the coast of Sierra Leone after engaging in a ''redacted''. After the incident, David and Turlough returned to Dublin with Turlough finishing out his studies in a private school in Blackrock. Later Turlough found a home in Carrigstown before an incr...") Tag: Visual edit
- 20:5620:56, 22 December 2025 Mark Halpin (hist | edit) [968 bytes] Moderator (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Mark Halpin is the younger brother of the disappointingly feminine Damien Halpin. Uninspired by Carrigstown generally and moreso by his brother's various ordeals, Mark sought out and achieved a remarkable rise to fame and fortune in the world of songwriting. His breakout moment happened across the pond on Britain's Got Talent where Mark, realizing that he was being held back by the radioactive Halpin name, adopted the stage name of "Ryan O'Shaughnessy" and delivere...") Tags: Mobile edit Mobile web edit
2 November 2025
- 16:4416:44, 2 November 2025 Jackie Ferguson (hist | edit) [981 bytes] Moderator (talk | contribs) (Created page with "'''Jackie Ferguson''' is another strong and empowered woman from Carrigstown, Ireland. She is the mother of Doug Ferguson who lives to disappoint her. She had Doug by the pulsating phallus of Pete Ferguson a local handy man. She also married Hughie Phelan, a man who cycles between alcoholism and sobriety like it's a game of ping pong. At her peak, Jackie was substituted in place of Russian prostitute Lana Borodin in order to service local cab driver Leo...")
26 October 2025
- 23:4823:48, 26 October 2025 Carrigstown Community Games (hist | edit) [634 bytes] Moderator (talk | contribs) (Created page with "'''The Carrigstown Community Games''' is an annual event that takes place in Carrigstown, Ireland. The event features numberous fun activities for the local community to partake in such as ''egg and spoon race'', ''three-legged race'', a novel ''scavenger hunt'', ''hopscotch'' and an annual marathon that covers the length and breadth of the town. ==Results== Due to the non-competitive nature of the games, no official record of results is kept although it is acknowledged...")
- 23:3823:38, 26 October 2025 Dan Keating (hist | edit) [734 bytes] Moderator (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Dan Keating is a solid and secure individual, rising above the black and white cultural games which are widespread in Carrigstown. thumb|Stoic: Dan taking more hardships like a boss. Armed with a generally cool demeanour, an above average sense of fashion and a unique perspective from personal hardships, Dan is possible the most well-rounded person in Carrigstown.")
- 23:2523:25, 26 October 2025 Neasa (hist | edit) [5,561 bytes] Moderator (talk | contribs) (Created page with "thumb|Neasa clearly outshining sisters Dearbhla (left) and Caoimhe (right) '''Neasa''' is the daughter of champion stud Tommy Dillon and his one-time wife Judith Ferguson. Neasa, much to the despair of Tommy, grew up to be the most beautiful woman that has ever graced the Carrigstown landscape. Her beauty was so well-acknowledged that she commanded much of the Carrigstown social scene for a period during the 2010s. Naturally, Neasa was always b...")
- 23:2123:21, 26 October 2025 Caoimhe Dillon (hist | edit) [411 bytes] Moderator (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Caoimhe Dillon is the screechy daughter of resident casanova and all-time lad of lads Tommy Dillon. Overshadowed by her older sister, the much adored Neasa, Caoimhe found that she needed to screech a lot to have her voice heard, much to the annoyance of the rest of the family.")
- 22:2922:29, 26 October 2025 Christy Phelan (hist | edit) [2,735 bytes] Moderator (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Category:People {| style="border: 1px solid #aaa; border-spacing: 0; float: right; margin: 0 0 .5em 1em; width: 300px;" | style="background-color: #f8f9fa; text-align: center;" | <p style="font-size: larger;">'''{{{name|{{PAGENAME}}}}}'''</p> <div style="background-color: #fff; margin: 0 25px;">250px|link=</div> <p style="font-size:88%;">Christy waiting for Sean to come home so he can pretend he fell</p> <table style="font-size:88%;width:100%;...") Tag: Visual edit: Switched
- 22:2522:25, 26 October 2025 Carrigstown Deep Fake Surge (hist | edit) [299 bytes] Moderator (talk | contribs) (Created page with "The Carrigstown Deep Fake Surge is a period of time beginning from mid 2025 where a large volume of Deep Fakes, generated by frontier AI company Oisin.AI, were weaponized as a means of asymmetric warfare between competing factions of the Carrigstown Agenda and the Proud Boys of Carrigstown.")
- 21:3221:32, 26 October 2025 Anto Collins (hist | edit) [1,670 bytes] Moderator (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Anto Collins is a long-term Paddy Power head and a general pushover for his extremely working class wife Sharon Collins, who describes him as "conveniently malleable". Leaving a touch of his mediocrity at every corner of Carrigstown over the years, Anto is, in general, unremarkable. He lives mostly in the shadows of his louder family members with his greatest claim to relevance being his daughter Hayley Collins who, for a brief moment in 2017, was attractive enough to c...")
- 21:1621:16, 26 October 2025 Sharon Collins (hist | edit) [3,525 bytes] Moderator (talk | contribs) (Created page with "'''Sharon Collins''' is a hairdresser from Carrigstown, Ireland. She is the mother of Darragh and Lee Collins and the stepmother of Hayley Collins who is actually the biological daughter of Sharon's sister Ger Lynch. ==Activities== Sharon enjoys [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_road_bowling road bowling] and yoga. Outside of work Sharon can often be seen chasing after her husband Anto trying to stop him losing their l...")
23 October 2025
- 19:5819:58, 23 October 2025 Victor Mullen (hist | edit) [3,636 bytes] Moderator (talk | contribs) (Created page with "'''Victor Mullen''' known locally as '''Big Black Victor''' is a token black living in Carrigstown, Ireland. It was suggested that Victor arrived into Carrigstown under specific instruction by Bob Charles as an effort to improve diversity in the small Irish town. Victor rivals local ladiesman Tommy Dillon when it comes to affairs with local women in the community. Whilst Tommy takes a more classy approach by targetting single women, Victor opts instead to specifi...")
- 19:5219:52, 23 October 2025 Kira Cassidy (hist | edit) [499 bytes] Moderator (talk | contribs) (Created page with "'''Kira Kassidy''' is an empowered woman from Carrigstown, Ireland. Often confused with similarly empowered lady Hayley Collins, Kira is considerably more slutty. This was highlighted in 2025 when she cheated on dole merchant Mondo O'Connell with Big Black Victor. It was noted that Kira was unable to walk for weeks after the encounter; with Mondo describing it as the greatest natural disaster to hit Carrigstown since [https://en.wikipedia.org/wi...")
22 October 2025
- 22:0222:02, 22 October 2025 Ellie Daly (hist | edit) [230 bytes] Moderator (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Ellie Daly is the child of braindead dunce Heather Phelan. Similar to her mother, Ellie is frustratingly slow and slugs around Carrigstown typically under the guardianship of perpetually recovering alcoholic Hughie Phelan.")